We have a little miniature pinscher. He looks like a Doberman but he is only knee-high to a grasshopper. When he is being good his name is Bridgeport. When he is being smelly, his name is Stinkport. When he is being bad and yelling at the neighbors, his name is Barkport. When he is being stupid, his name is Idiotport.
We really love this little character.