I swear I didn't make this one up. See the url below where I found.....
"The Patron Saint of Playful Spiritual Affection and Passionate Social Action: St. Francis" by Jon Sweeney
(Linda stares blinking into mid space.) Did you say "Sweeney"?
After you've finished freaking out over that title, read the other brain-twiddling topics and ask yourself if this is actually a Christian church.
You'd have to take valium to wake up after the even more numbing sermon.
I hope ray doesn't ask me how I found this