I just got this from a relative. Thot it was cute.

>>A Little Christian Humor...

>> Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who
>> was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
>> frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
>> Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I
>> am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
>> results, I will judge who does the better job."
>> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>> They moused.
>> They faxed.
>> They e-mailed.
>> They e-mailed with attachments.
>> They downloaded.
>> They did spreadsheets!
>> They wrote reports.
>> They created labels and cards.
>> They created charts and graphs.
>> They did some genealogy reports.
>> They did every job known to man.
>> Jesus worked with
>> heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
>> Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
>> across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
>> went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
>> known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
>> Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
>> computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone!
>> It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
>> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
>> past two hours of work.
>> Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not
>> fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
>> God just shrugged and said,
>> "JESUS SAVES!"