Good to hear your point of view! Not to worry if this is might be a family board. On this planet the atmosphere and general collection of life forms inhabiting it are far too caustic for the Berg virus to find a very suitable host organism. Now occasionally the Berg virus finds a host with a poor immune system and it is able to flap the victim's gums rapidly for short periods of time. Not to worry however, as these victims generally recover or make their way over to other sites where virus based parasite growth is encouraged or accepted without question.