"Did Santa give you that nice looking bike?" asked the officer aboard his nice looking horse. "Yes" replied the little girl. "Well, here's a $10.00 fine. Next time, tell him to put a liscense plate on it for you."

Did Santa give you that nice looking horse?", asked the little girl. "Yes," replied the officer. "Well," said the little girl, "next time, tell him that the dick goes underneath the horse and not on top." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!