A looong time ago, when I was single and still drinking, I used to go bar hopping with a friend, you know, looking for foxes, hah! Anyway, on this one particular night I decided to refrain from alcohol just to see if I was really having a good time, ya know. The only m.o. I knew for gaining the attentions of a young woman was to ask her to dance so I DID, but the results were discouraging. In every case, when the dancing started, I noticed that they just seemed to drift off before the end of the song.
I was puzzled about this until one gal had the nerve to say "I don't dance with drunks". I was SOBER!
From that I understood that, not only was I a BAD dancer, but that I should NEVER try dancing again. Hence, my aversion to "So You Think You Can Dance"
By the way, the Grouchmate doesn't dance either.