I think it's something out of the sixties. My ex wife, the one I forsook, was over visiting my parents and I just happened to walk in. She wanted to go up into the attic and get some of her junk that she had stored up there for the last 20 years. She asked if I could help, so there we were together, after years and years and years, and we come across this massage book, of all things. How timely! He does work in mysterious ways, doesn't He? It's called, "The Art of Sensual Massage!" Oh God! I don't know why we never used it. It's full of naked photos too! Zowee! Ikorumba! It's a sixties couple and the book gets into whole sexions, I mean sections, for the hands, the feet, abdomen and chest, the front and back of the legs (oohh nice, she's got a nice....ohh really nice, she's got a super nice uh-er uh, butt. Opps, just a minute. I just about spilt my coffee! Can't do two things at once here. I better put the coffee down.....there, that's better.

There's chapters on special effects, special techniques, lifts, twists, percussion, snaps, stretches, plucking -- I don't see any sucking yet. Oh, wait a minute. There's a sexion, section, here at the back called Erotic Massage. Hmmn! I think I'll take a closer look at this part.

"an inside touch of ear, finger circled slowly; outstetched arms above! Her breath! Yes, hear and feel her breath! HEAR her breath! Brush into the half moon below her lobe, tenderly, heat of tongue - lifting, sucking softly, fire of breath, hot and cool, blowing, sucking, blowing, sucking.

Are you gettin hot? GOD! That's just the ear! Shall I do the eyelids........, the lips........, the nipples......., the belly button........, THE BUTTON? Can't forget THE BUTTON now, can we? GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD!

Turn the page and she's doing his nipples, "hot breath, naked skin!" Now she's doing his nipples, with her nipples. "Breast brushing the sides of his back, figure eighting tongue his navel, down I sweep..." Your man is going to be going, believe me!

"Erotiscism is a force flowing between two lovers, evident and real, before touching. Here are some ways that lovers have touched." BORING!Ha ha ha -jk!

Well, the ex asked me to do 2 paintings for the kids, so the trip up there was worth it. Did I have any feelings for her. No? Not really, other than some sorrow, for her. But maybe that's just me. I can be a rescuer of sorts, sometimes.

Come again? Your schooling has been difficult? I thought it most pleasurable.

> like to surprise my man)