Here I am reading this at Uni, gee I hope I don't start looking to excited.

I haven't tried the figure 8 around his navel yet, so I might try that tonight! tee hee.(hope I can wait)

> I think it's something out of the sixties.
> My ex wife, the one I forsook, was over
> visiting my parents and I just happened to
> walk in. She wanted to go up into the attic
> and get some of her junk that she had stored
> up there for the last 20 years. She asked if
> I could help, so there we were together,
> after years and years and years, and we come
> across this massage book, of all things. How
> timely! He does work in mysterious ways,
> doesn't He? It's called, "The Art of
> Sensual Massage!" Oh God! I don't know
> why we never used it. It's full of naked
> photos too! Zowee! Ikorumba! It's a sixties
> couple and the book gets into whole sexions,
> I mean sections, for the hands, the feet,
> abdomen and chest, the front and back of the
> legs (oohh nice, she's got a nice....ohh
> really nice, she's got a super nice uh-er
> uh, butt. Opps, just a minute. I just about
> spilt my coffee! Can't do two things at once
> here. I better put the coffee
> down.....there, that's better.

> There's chapters on special effects, special
> techniques, lifts, twists, percussion,
> snaps, stretches, plucking -- I don't see
> any sucking yet. Oh, wait a minute. There's
> a sexion, section, here at the back called
> Erotic Massage. Hmmn! I think I'll take a
> closer look at this part.

> "an inside touch of ear, finger circled
> slowly; outstetched arms above! Her breath!
> Yes, hear and feel her breath! HEAR her
> breath! Brush into the half moon below her
> lobe, tenderly, heat of tongue - lifting,
> sucking softly, fire of breath, hot and
> cool, blowing, sucking, blowing, sucking.

> Are you gettin hot? GOD! That's just the
> ear! Shall I do the eyelids........, the
> lips........, the nipples......., the belly
> button........, THE BUTTON? Can't forget THE
> BUTTON now, can we? GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
> GOOD!

> Turn the page and she's doing his nipples,
> "hot breath, naked skin!" Now
> she's doing his nipples, with her nipples.
> "Breast brushing the sides of his back,
> figure eighting tongue his navel, down I
> sweep..." Your man is going to be
> going, believe me!

> "Erotiscism is a force flowing between
> two lovers, evident and real, before
> touching. Here are some ways that lovers
> have touched." BORING!Ha ha ha -jk!

> Well, the ex asked me to do 2 paintings for
> the kids, so the trip up there was worth it.
> Did I have any feelings for her. No? Not
> really, other than some sorrow, for her. But
> maybe that's just me. I can be a rescuer of
> sorts, sometimes.

> Come again? Your schooling has been
> difficult? I thought it most pleasurable.