That is news Jane. I didn't know that Americans COULD speak English!

> For Those of You Who Watch What You Eat...

> Here's the final word on nutrition and
> health. It's a
> relief to know the truth after all those
> conflicting
> medical studies.

> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and
> suffer fewer
> heart attacks than the Americans.

> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
> fewer
> heart attacks than the Americans.

> 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine
> and suffer
> fewer heart attacks than the Americans

> 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of
> red wine
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
> Americans.

> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat
> lots of
> sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart
> attacks
> than the Americans.

> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
> Speaking English is apparently what kills
> you.