What was your most embarrassing moment, people? If any of you would like to share, I'm making a collection for a new page for madthoughts, and I could really use your help!

Now I've had some pretty mortifying moments of my own, but I'll start with one that happened when I was about 10, because it horrified me so bad - and it was MY FAULT!!!!!

My parents were visiting relatives, something that happened once in a blue moon. So I wanted to impress them by showing them just how grown up I had become. Wondering how I could do this, I began to experiment by acting as mature as I could. I didn't ask anyone to pull my finger or climb any trees. Wow!
But it suddenly struck me as I sat on the toilet looking at the toilet paper roll. Pure genius, I knew, smiling from cheek to cheek.

When I left the privacy of the bathroom, I was satisfied that my breasts looked a little bigger to me, but not too noticeable. It was perfect! As I walked across the lawn proudly, my mother choked, "Shebuah, what is that!?" and burst out laughing.

In front of everybody in the yard, I swung around horrified. There were a few pieces of toilet paper hanging from my fake "sanitary napkin" that dangled out the back of my panties and down my leg. My mouth dropped open, and it felt like my face was on fire. "Oh." Laughter erupted like a volcano and for one short second, I thought I was going to die. Running for the cover of the house, my heart felt like it would explode out of my chest. I tore into the bathroom and frantically removed all of my "padding" - forget them! They sucked anyway! But it was too late. I was the laugh of the day.

Send your story in today by emailing me at Shebuah@aol.com or responding to this message!