I am going through a bad moment as I watch TV,read newspapers.I am so tired of this terrorist crap.God,please help us. I am scare cuz i don't feel safe anymore. Jennifer
> What was your most embarrassing moment,
> people? If any of you would like to share,
> I'm making a collection for a new page for
> madthoughts, and I could really use your
> Now I've had some pretty mortifying moments
> of my own, but I'll start with one that
> happened when I was about 10, because it
> horrified me so bad - and it was MY
> My parents were visiting relatives,
> something that happened once in a blue moon.
> So I wanted to impress them by showing them
> just how grown up I had become. Wondering
> how I could do this, I began to experiment
> by acting as mature as I could. I didn't ask
> anyone to pull my finger or climb any trees.
> But it suddenly struck me as I sat on the
> toilet looking at the toilet paper roll.
> Pure genius, I knew, smiling from cheek to
> When I left the privacy of the bathroom, I
> was satisfied that my breasts looked a
> little bigger to me, but not too noticeable.
> It was perfect! As I walked across the lawn
> proudly, my mother choked, "Shebuah,
> what is that!?" and burst out laughing.
> In front of everybody in the yard, I swung
> around horrified. There were a few pieces of
> toilet paper hanging from my fake
> "sanitary napkin" that dangled out
> the back of my panties and down my leg. My
> mouth dropped open, and it felt like my face
> was on fire. "Oh." Laughter
> erupted like a volcano and for one short
> second, I thought I was going to die.
> Running for the cover of the house, my heart
> felt like it would explode out of my chest.
> I tore into the bathroom and frantically
> removed all of my "padding" -
> forget them! They sucked anyway! But it was
> too late. I was the laugh of the day.
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