I liked your class on dung
My kids did too
we had fun going over it and discovering the ever surprising side of God
Scatology is a big subject of interest for youngsters
This along with "filthy rags" makes for picturesque teachings
Not so much for the phlanelographs level
Probably more for adults
I was also thinking of the little book sweet to the mouth and the bitter to the belly in rev.

Not that I grasp nor agree with all your's and Joel's teachings but I admit that you are both also part of the great picture and you add to the greater vision...
A friend.

> It's been so long since I heard Son of Sam
> stuff so I can't relate or answer that
> question.

> I will write whatever God tells me to write.

> I have always assumed that the 7 shepherds
> will be 7 men, and I would appreciate MORE
> any helpful and FUN connections from the
> WORD that these "chosen" have to
> offer me, than ANY personal
> "position" of
> "GREATness", since there's really
> NO SUCH THING!--Not in God's Real Kingdom to
> come! "Every knee shall bow and every
> tongue shall confess TO the GLORY of
> GOD", not of ANY man or woman.
> "Every man at his BEST STATE is
> altogether VANITY."---women too. We're
> all a bunch of fleshly slobs. It's a wonder
> God puts up with any of us.

> But I am looking forward to what will be a
> GLORIOUS day & magnificant sight, as the
> 7 and 8 very powerful and worthy men(?)
> FIGHT like Heaven, to defend God's endtime
> church against the sneaky, spiritually
> death-dealing LIES of the Antichrist!
> "when he treadeth within our
> palaces", trying to walk all over us!

> He's going to get a very unwelcomed SURPRISE
> from these Word-wielding WARRIORS, who I
> assure you won't be preaching any type of
> God-POD doctrines, whether ANYONE likes it
> or not!

> Did you see The Invasion of the Body
> Snatchers, Charlie? That would help you
> understand my post.

> The way it works here and now is that many
> organizations have in their possession 2
> Large pods, one on which they have stamped
> the word GOD in large letters and the other
> on which they've stamped the words Jesus
> Christ. Unforunately, if opened, one finds
> that there is actually NOTHING inside those
> 2 pods!, but they still prove very useful in
> controlling the masses, while the God-POD
> people USE God's Name in VAIN, just like the
> coming Antichrist will try to do!

> There is NOTHING inside their pods that
> truthfully describes the PERSONALITIES of
> the 2 Almighty Beings, whose names have been
> abused in the interest of the personal
> power, profit and exaltation of the users,
> in order to sell a product!

> To get to KNOW who the REAL God and Jesus
> Christ ARE, what they EXPECT of their
> created children, and exactly how they feel,
> think and speak about things one MUST read
> all the WORDS in the Bible, which contains
> THEIR AUTOBIOGRAPHYS and historical records.

> This, I admit, can be very DISTASTEFUL,
> especially to those who've been buying a
> watered down, sugar coated, false bottomed
> product FOR YEARS, like most of the God-POD
> people in their neighborhood/world.

> Speaking of distasteful, I forgot to mention
> in my previous post that the God whom all
> these wonderful church supposedly embrace
> ACTUALLY thought it was a good idea to tell
> one of his representatives to mix "dung
> that cometh out of man" into his bread
> and EAT it in front of them all, so that
> they could get a very clear PICTURE of how
> stinking their doctrines and doings were to
> HIM, and how SICK it made The Almighty!--And
> how LUKEWARM "Christians" make Him
> wanna THROW UP!

> Thank God, He toned it down a little though
> when the prophet begged him to, and only
> INSISTED that Ezekiel mix COW's poop into
> his bread and eat it!

> So there's YOUR God, ladies and gentlemen.
> Like Him? Goodness gracious! When did you
> ever hear your pastor preaching THOSE
> scriptures in church? Now HOW on earth could
> that SELL a product and give any power and
> glory to the sellers?

> But wait! Here it comes! An actual
> Representative from one of the God-Pod
> churches in our area will honor us with his,
> "true interpretation" of what God
> Almighty Pod actually MEANT when he told
> Ezekiel to eat poop! Let's all give 'em a
> hand as he explains it all away in his post:
> (loud applause of relief that God really
> WASN'T trying to say YOU ARE what YOU
> EAT!(spiritually)

> Here's the actual Scripture since some
> peoples' fingers can't turn pages: Ezekiel
> chp.4:9-15:

> "Son of man, Take wheat and barley, and
> beans, and lentils, and millet, and fitches,
> and put them in one vessel, and make bread
> thereof, and eat it as barley cakes, and you
> shall bake it WITH DUNG that comes out of
> man in their sight. Then I said, Ah Lord
> God! behold my soul has not been POLLUTED
> (yet); for from my youth up even till now
> have I not EATEN OF that which dieth of
> itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came
> there ABOMINABLE FLESH INTO my MOUTH. Then
> He said unto me, Lo, I have given thee COW'S
> DUNG for MAN's DUNG, and thou SHALT prepare
> thy bread THEREWITH."

> (So you can understand the VALUE of the
> God-POD pastors who can explain away any
> distasteful words of God such as these, and
> why people are willing to pay them for their
> services! These words sound like they're
> coming from a God that none of us can
> control, a God who wouldn't mind us being
> embarrassed even to the point of eating
> poo-poo bread in front of all our friends
> and neighbors! That's scary!)

> In Truth, Carmel

> Hi Carmel.