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Re: Get ready for Good Wood, Mir...
By:mir
Date: Tuesday, 31 January 2006, 11:58 pm
In Response To: Get ready for Good Wood, Mir... (MAD DOG LEFT)

I love when we start
> talking about lumber.

> It's a turn on.
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Is it now? Well, you should love this photo that I found of you Big Ol Woody. Oh, sorry, forgot about the "good"...but that'll do.

Anyway, let me tell you about your particular wood BG Woody.... hold on, don't get too hot, yet, I'm just getting started. It's particleboard!!!...and do you know what particleboard is BG Woody? First, this is how it's pronounced: pärt-kl-bôrd, -brd....just wanted that to be clear. Oh, and it's a noun.
Well, particleboard is a structural material made of wood FRAGMENTS, (isn't this exciting!!) such as chips or shavings, that are mechanically pressed into sheet form and bonded together with resin.

So BG Woody, that means that you're made up of thousands of chips...did anyone ever tell you that you were a chip off the old BLOCK? LOL Isn't that special???? Also wanted to let you know that some people might commonly refer to you as fiberboard but don't let that hurt you feelings. We know what you really are.

See ya later Big Good Woody.

And here's your photo so that you can get a big turn own by viewing yourself.

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