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It wasn't "his own penis". Let's be accurate abou
By:Joel
Date: Tuesday, 28 February 2006, 1:29 am
In Response To: I had a dream, too. (Mir)

about such sensitive issues!

"More on Kohoutek" #278 [brackets by Joel]

278:6. IT SHOULD BE MOST SPECTACULAR IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY AS IT COMES CLOSEST to the Earth on January 15, fully visible, in the daytime with its [huge tail covering a third] or more of the sky, streaming out a hundred million miles long, more than the distance from the Earth to the sun!

[the Tail & Third part are in the Future!-Rev.12:4 I will give more detail on the Futuristic nature of Kohoutek after we dismiss this mundane "penis story". The ML Sex scenes are Parables, as is Obvious in this one!]

7. WHAT AMAZES ME AS I STUDY THE MAP OF THE TRAJECTORY OF THIS HEAVENLY PROJECTILE from outer space is that, as it enters the circular orbit of the Earth and circles the sun, its own narrow elliptical orbit looks very much like the tip of a penis entering the mouth of the orbital vagina of the Earth, with the sun itself as the hole in the tip of the penis! Not only that, but as the comet descends into the mouth of the Earth's orbit it increases tremendously in speed of action, travelling nearly three times as fast as it did in its approach, and reaches its climax on the exact plane of the Earth's orbit just as it swings furiously around the sun at the very turn of the year!

8. IT THEN APPROACHES ITS DEEPEST PENETRATION AND VERY CLOSEST PROXIMITY TO EARTH in the middle of the month, climaxing in its most brilliant emission of pyrotechnical fireworks in its orgasm of intercourse between itself and the Earth!

9. WHO KNOWS WHAT A CLIMACTIC EFFECT THIS MAY HAVE UPON THE EARTH HERSELF and what Earthshaking events she will bear from the fruits of this heavenly rape of her earthly body! What thrilling excitement will this starry emission cause our lives, and what pitch of emotion will we reach during the height of this astronomical orgasm, and what will be the final fruits of its deep penetration!"-278:6-9

Let's now analyze the Endtime aspects of "40 DAYS!"[#280], and see why we should not have expected Kohoutek to be fulfilled back then!

The Comet prophecy is linked to FOUR Endtime Scriptures in 280:25!- -“For the heat of the sun (comet?) shall be as 7-Fold [Isa.30:26] and men shall gnaw their tongues for pain [Rev.16:10] for the travail that shall come upon them [1Thes.5:3] when the Lord ariseth to shake terribly the earth!”[Isa.2:19] These are future, in the Very End!!

280:13 mentions “The Assyrian” who is part of the above Isa.30:26-31 He is an Endtime figure!-Micah 5:5 +Ezk.31:3--JUST B4 Ezk.34!!! Mo was not aware that the Letters are futuristic: God can speak of the Future in the Past tense, for those days when we are on the other side of it-(in time)! Isa.48:3-7 refers to this principle! Now read Rev.10:7 & 11:15! -God can say it both ways! “God calleth those things which be not(yet) as tho they (already) WERE” past!-Rom.4:17

Mo knew not this Hand of the Lord!-Isa.45:4-5 So he “jumped the gun” when interpreting his Dreams. So it may be too early to write them off as false prophecies. “the news of their death may be greatly exagerrated!”

> I had a dream once in TF just after the
> first Kohutek letter came out. In this dream
> I looked in the sky and saw a flying penis
> go by that resembled a comet. This was
> before Berg likened the comet to his own
> penis. I thought that was pretty odd at the
> time. But when Berg eventually did the same
> thing, I thought that I, too, had received a
> prophetic dream. But what the heck did it
> mean? It should have warned us all that were
> still clueless that Berg was a nymphomaniac
> who idolized his own penis. Next, in the
> dream, I was sitting in front of a fortune
> teller. I had never been to a true fortune
> teller in my life. She put a white powder on
> my hand so that the lines in my palm were
> more distinct. Then she told me something
> very troubling. She said, "You have had
> one crisis in your life (my mother's death)
> and there are two yet to come." I was
> naturally troubled after the dream, and
> wondered what it could mean. It was, as you
> commented in regard to Berg's dreams, very
> vague. It was a spirit of fear and bondage.
> We, as Berg's followers, were also
> vulnerable to that spirit that he carried.
> Some of us still have it, I'm afraid.

> Julius:
> He was charismatic, and had talents and knew
> how to use them, even after the Spirit of
> God left if he ever had it.

> Mir:
> I think that this is the KEY to Berg, too.
> You've explained it well. Berg could also
> turn on the charm when luring a potential
> convert. Faithy projected that, too. I don't
> necessarily think that they feigned it.
> However, it's the lack of humility and great
> pride that revealed Berg's true nature in
> the end. There were some very important
> characteristics of a weak leader from
> Andrew's post that I wish everyone would
> think about in regard to Berg, Maria and
> Pete. I noted how the weak leader always
> blamed problems on others and had a
> propensity for micro managing. This was one
> of Berg's biggest weaknesses. Sure he used
> to weep and wail at times because he felt he
> was failing God but it was never for the
> right reasons. A weak leader also drives
> people rather than leads by example. Berg
> was so busy hiding out that he really lost
> touch with the little guy. He was much more
> successful as a teacher of the Bible,
> although much of his doctrine was
> questionable there, too. He made the mistake
> of not knowing where his true gifts were.
> When he tried to become the prophet and
> usurp the authority of the Word, he SHOULD
> have foreseen his doom.

> Another note on his "prophecies,"
> which you mentioned, is that fact that none
> of his BIG important prophecies for the U.S.
> ever happened. There will always be those
> that say in years to come that they did
> eventually take place and the timing was all
> wrong. That would be pure BS, as Berg was SO
> certain of the timing when he received them.
> Besides it's been said over and over again
> that he is only one among many who have
> prophesied against America and some of them
> don't claim the status of prophet. There are
> those who prophesied regarding terrorist
> strikes within our borders. Now they were
> people who were reading the signs of the
> times.

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