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Joel, you may have heard of me from SIMPSON'S FAME. NOw I am into Real Estate. How would you like to buy the BROOKLYN BRIDGE? I know, it seems unbelievable, but it's all yours for the paltry sum of...well, why don't you just empty your accounts and send all your money to my financier General Abbiddabillbonga of Nigeria. Postal Money Order is acceptable...
