You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,

"I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous

girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you

says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get

her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm

fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and

straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,

offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in

bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you

and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand

Recognition.